Ran across this while cleaning out some files and it brought a smile and chuckle to me. So, thought I'd share it.
Bride’s Diary
Dear
Diary:
Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our
new home. It is so much fun to cook for
Hank. Today, I made an angel food cake
and the recipe said, “Beat the 12 eggs separately. Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that
so I had to borrow quite a few to have enough bowls but I got the eggs beat and
the cake turned out fine.
Tuesday: Hank wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, “Serve the salad without
dressing.” I didn’t dress. Hank happened to bring our neighbor for
supper that night and did they ever look startled when I served salad.
Wednesday: I have decided to serve rice and found a
recipe which said, “Wash thoroughly before service the rice.” So I heated some water and took a bath before
steaming the rice. Seemed kinda silly in
the middle of the week and I can’t see that it improved the flavor any.
Thursday: Today Hank asked for a salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, “Prepare ingredients, then toss on a
bed of lettuce for one hour.” I hunted
all over the neighborhood for a bed of lettuce and finally found one in a
neighbor’s garden. So I tossed the salad
on the bed of lettuce and stood there watching to make sure the dog wouldn’t
take it. Hank came home and asked if I
felt all right. I can’t imagine why.
Friday: Today I found an easy recipe for
cookies. It said, ‘Put all ingredients
into a bowl and beat it. So I did that
and beat it over to my neighbors. There
must have been something wrong with the recipe because when I came back home
again, it looked just the same as it looked when I left.
Saturday: Hank went out in the yard this morning and
brought in a chicken. He asked me to
dress it for Sunday. I didn’t know just
how, but I found a doll dress and some little shoes and I thought the chicken
looked real cute. I wondered why Hank
counted to ten when he saw it.
Sunday: Today Hank’s folks came over for dinner. I wanted a roast but all I had was
hamburger. So I put it in the oven and
set the controls for roast. It still
came out hamburger. Must be something
wrong with the controls.
Monday: I was going to bake bread today. This recipe said” mix well and knead well
then stand in warm place until double in bulk.” Well if I have to double in bulk, I just
won’t bake bread. Good night!
Tuesday: I don’t know why Hank was so surprised when
he came home today and found me painting the bathroom. He asked me why I had my coat on in the
middle of July. I told him the
instructions on the can said, “For best results, put on two coats.”
Dear Diary: This has been an exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try
more new recipes.